Modelling Instructor Pillows

"Posture, darling, posture."

A Puppet Named Juan

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Campaign for Plain English

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Kirsten Johnson

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

That every day look.

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Are you done yet?'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Scientists building a tower

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

Mammoth Posing

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

"This is a teaching hospital."

A Friend in Need.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Nice smile.'

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."