Coding Instructor Gifts

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Baby Screen Time

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Kirsten Johnson

'Leadership training.'

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

"This is a teaching hospital."

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Inventor of Morse Code

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

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