Coding Instructor Gifts

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Baby Screen Time

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Kirsten Johnson

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"This is a teaching hospital."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Inventor of Morse Code

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'