Computer Teacher Gifts

'Our computer teacher must be real old. She remembers using Windows 3.1.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Now, can you remember the way I showed to terminate the session, Luigi?"

'Settle a bet, Mrs. Templeton. Are you hardware or software?'

'...and this little gizmo - this always breaks me up - is called a mouse.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Hey! Get back here!"

My computer teacher remembers using Windows 3.1.

'I feel foolish teaching computer literacy to students whose use of it is at least five years ahead.'

Close all your windows please.

Fire drill at Computer School

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Hi, it's me - I'm on the internet!"

"That's it, now press, 'Reply-All' and bingo! Everybody's prayers have been answered."

A Puppet Named Juan

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Where your mind & battle are los

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Copycats

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'