Technology Instructor Gifts

Text As A Second Language

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

"Why don't we save both of us a lot of trouble and just use the math app on my smartphone?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Robot Jogger

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Hey! Get back here!"

'Early Laptops.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Is this the small engines class?'

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

Close all your windows please.

"New tricks CD Rom"

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

Psychology Dept. What should I call my paper on the increase in aggressive impulses during spring? "Beward the ids of March"!

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

Reminiscing with Two Old-Timers

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the letter O's contain a happy face.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'