Technology Educator Gifts

Why early computers were so big

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I am the teacher. Normally, the students would be kids, and the instructor would be an adult. But this is a technology course."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Early Laptops.'

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Drawing graphs on a computer.

Education.

'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'

'We need to learn this just incase our calculators or computers are down, right?'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

Close all your windows please.

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

My computer teacher remembers using Windows 3.1.