Tech-savvy Educator Gifts

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

"I didn't want all my students' artwork to be hanging all over the classroom walls, so I scanned the artwork and put them into this digital photo frame."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'You've got 'parents questioning a grade' mail.'

'We ran into a glitch developing this new student data transfer program. It works well but we can't agree on a suitable acronym.'

"..So your line rental is �9.99 a month, you send three 'Wassuup's!!...at 5p each..."

"I think she's like tech support."

"Let's try this a different way. . . if you have nine text messages and delete four, how many do you have left?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Websiteless -- please help.

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"