Tech-savvy Educator Pillows

"I didn't want all my students' artwork to be hanging all over the classroom walls, so I scanned the artwork and put them into this digital photo frame."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'You've got 'parents questioning a grade' mail.'

'We ran into a glitch developing this new student data transfer program. It works well but we can't agree on a suitable acronym.'

"..So your line rental is �9.99 a month, you send three 'Wassuup's!!...at 5p each..."

"I think she's like tech support."

"Let's try this a different way. . . if you have nine text messages and delete four, how many do you have left?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

Websiteless -- please help.