Edu-tech Savvy Pillows

'Turn on your cell phone, Mom. As soon as I learn the alphabet, I'll text you.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Websiteless -- please help.

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Spell-Check Bee

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

"I sent his online bullying to my spam folder and his personal bullying to the Principal's folder!"

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”