Edu-tech Savvy Prints

'Turn on your cell phone, Mom. As soon as I learn the alphabet, I'll text you.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

Spell-Check Bee

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"I sent his online bullying to my spam folder and his personal bullying to the Principal's folder!"

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."