Tech-savvy Educators Pillows

'If all the classes use computers, why am I still the eraser cleaning monitor?'

'Giving each teacher a computer was a good idea, but why does the screensaver have to be a picture of the Principal staring at us?'

I went to too may internet for teachers workshops.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

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Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Soccer kids texting

The modern generation!

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Smartphone Sonogram

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Baby Potty Training Robot

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

Rusk Assessment Form

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Spell-Check Bee

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"