Tech-savvy Teachers Pillows

'For show and tell I've brought individual credit reports on the entire faculty that I've downloaded from the internet.'

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

'For tonight's homework, download into your brain, chapters three and four.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby Screen Time

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Soccer kids texting

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

Rusk Assessment Form

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Spell-Check Bee