Tech-savvy Scholars Pillows

'Congratulations! This year we're saving money by letting all our graduates download their diplomas from our website.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

e-shoes

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Early Learning Today

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"A virus ate my homework."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'