Tech-savvy Teachers Gifts

'For show and tell I've brought individual credit reports on the entire faculty that I've downloaded from the internet.'

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

'For tonight's homework, download into your brain, chapters three and four.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Baby Screen Time

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

The modern generation!

Smartphone Sonogram

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Soccer kids texting

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Baby Potty Training Robot

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

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Rusk Assessment Form

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"