Tech-savvy Learners Gifts

'Whatever happened to students taking good notes in class?'

'A spelling test? -- Surely they have software for that sort of thing!'

'Okay kids if you think the answer is A then text 1181, if you think the answer is B text 1182...'

'Solve it? You mean without any smart phone app?'

Test Tomorrow: No Books Or Apps - Just Bring Your Brain

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

e-shoes

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Relaxing in the Sun

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Weird things I do because of the internet

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

The Re-Opening of Schools

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Early Learning Today

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob