Tech-savvy Mentor Pillows

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"How could your dog eat your homework? You do it on a laptop and email it to me."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Mozart on a computer,

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"A virus ate my homework."

Silver Surfer.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

Childhood Screen Addict

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.