Education Technology Buff Gifts

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Meet the author"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Lessons in Prehistory.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

Graduates on their phones

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Children's education

Ice shelfie.