Young Tech Teacher Gifts

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"He's my school project for science class."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'Early Laptops.'

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Baby Buggy Workstation.

Close all your windows please.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'