Young Tech Teacher Gifts

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"He's my school project for science class."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'Early Laptops.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Hey! Get back here!"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Baby Buggy Workstation.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Close all your windows please.

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."