Kid Tech Educator Gifts

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

Early Learning Today

"He's my school project for science class."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Early Laptops.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

Education.

'We need to learn this just incase our calculators or computers are down, right?'

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Reminiscing with Two Old-Timers

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

"With the internet I can access information 24/7 so I decided I don't need to go to school."

'Your son William has a rare form of dyslexia.'

'We ran into a glitch developing this new student data transfer program. It works well but we can't agree on a suitable acronym.'

"I still miss the good old days....before everything went wireless!"

"I've already spent a fortune on mobile devices for her. I guess the days of kids playing with pots and pans are over."