Technical Instructor Gifts

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

Robot Jogger

Congratulations on your retirement!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

High speed cinder block

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Battery Lighthouse

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Fixing the TV.

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Early Laptops.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Early Tech Support