Technical Instructor Pillows

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Congratulations on your retirement!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Battery Lighthouse

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

High speed cinder block

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Fixing the TV.

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'Early Laptops.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Early Tech Support

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.