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'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"Hi, it's me - I'm on the internet!"

"I am the teacher. Normally, the students would be kids, and the instructor would be an adult. But this is a technology course."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Kirsten Johnson

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Hey! Get back here!"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"This is a teaching hospital."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

" 'How I Spent My Sabbatical,' by Professor Harvey Brinkman."

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."