E-learning Instructor Pillows

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Pajama Day 743

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Technologies and distance classes

Kirsten Johnson

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"A virus ate my homework."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"This is a teaching hospital."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Education.

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"