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Text As A Second Language

"Why don't we save both of us a lot of trouble and just use the math app on my smartphone?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Hey! Get back here!"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Early Laptops.'

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Drawing graphs on a computer.

'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Is this the small engines class?'

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

Close all your windows please.

"New tricks CD Rom"

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the letter O's contain a happy face.'

Reminiscing with Two Old-Timers

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

Technology Project.