Computer Studies Teacher Gifts

Computer Science - Prof Smiley, Visiting Lecturer on Emoticons.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

The Computer Bore

Children's Parties

Campaign for Plain English

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

The DaVinci Code

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

Robotic Man

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Changing Minds

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Non-Denominational Carols

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Geek fairies

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Minority Report