Coding Specialist Gifts

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Nerd tryouts.

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Terry had a computer bug.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Baby Screen Time

The Digital Family

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

If Disney was a software company

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Early Programmers.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"