Statistical Modeller Gifts

Since his black belt certification in Process Improvement, Henry's presentations had become unbearable.

"Young Frankenstein"

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

The Hobby Store

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Piracy on a boating lake

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Alien Beauty Magazine

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Are you done yet?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

That every day look.

Model Building

Desk shaped like an office block.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"This is where things started getting really weird."

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Fake fur coat and no knickers