Alien Buff Gifts

"Aaaaugh! There's a leek in the ship!"

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

How am I abducting?

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Not now, Oliver."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

Get on with it!

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Protoplasm

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Hysterically laughing monster.

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"You never know what will catch on!"

Asteroid Bennu

Glimpses One Dollar

The first birthday gift.

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

Mars Rover

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'