Inheritance Buffs Gifts

'What's the succession of power if anything happens to Grandma?'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'I admire your floatibility.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Contest of wills.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

The next damn Batman.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Knights of the Round Whatever

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

Rule Britannia!

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

'You know, you shouldn't make the evolutionary jump from water to land until an hour after you eat.'

Probability Test.

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

'Your mothers bloody type was B, your father's type was O. That's why you have B.O.'

Billy the Kilt

Unknown to the rest of the world, members of the scientific community have been making their own babies to order for quite some time now.

"Lots of people will lose their jobs to robots, but I don't think they can ever replace us!"

The last will and testement...

"I'll be honest with you Leo, I was expecting a more enigmatic smile."

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"