Inheritance Game Player Gifts

Contest of wills.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

Solicitor tells cats: 'It's unorthodox, I know, but old Mrs Featherstone has left her entire estate to her immediate family.'

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

"You should wear your glasses, Sven."

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

"One day soon all this will be yours!"

She's leaving me all her money.'

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

"Your uncle wanted the title to his 'last will and testament' changed to 'last laugh'."

'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.

"Apparently he took it all with him."

'One day my son, all of this will be yours...'

'Who serves Champagne at a funeral? - Someone who just inherited $50 million, that's who.'

'To my favorite waiter I leave the usual 20 percent.'