Inheritance Enthusiast Gifts

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'We just created a living trust and I have no idea what to feed it.'

'To my favorite waiter I leave the usual 20 percent.'

'Yes, it all comes down to quality of life. An inheritance sure would help.'

'I always thought he lived in Margate?'

Bad Heir Day

'Someday, son, this will all be your sister's.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

'Hi Dad. How's it going?' - 'Cruise? What cruise?! You've just been on a cruise!!!' - 'Gah! My beautiful inheritance... melting like a tiny novelty ice cube in the cocktail of my parents' retirement...' -

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"I'll read the will."

"Your uncle wanted the title to his 'last will and testament' changed to 'last laugh'."

"I was hoping I could have something to remember you by. You know, like money."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'You'd better treat me with more respect, or I'll cut you out of my will!'

'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

The last will and testement...

"....and to the local cats home I leave one hundred thousand pounds ... and to my wife..I leave the toilet seat up."

'And now, for the big surprise.'

'He took it with him.'

"Did you once admire your Aunt's kitchen towels?"

"People say I have no talent, but I do - I'm frightfully good at inheriting money."

"I can't wait to see what George left me in his will."

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

"He left you ten million each. Goodness knows what he did with the bulk of it!"

"Goldilocks loved the porridge...you're in her will."

"His compliments! Is that it?"

"Apparently he took it all with him."

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

She's leaving me all her money.'