Inheritance Dreamers Gifts

"Your grandfather decided to put his entire fortune into a trust fund until Judgement Day."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

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'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

Business plan.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

"One day soon all this will be yours!"

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

She's leaving me all her money.'