Inheritance Dreamer Gifts

"One day, this will all be yours."

"I reckon we can forget the word cruise, Doreen!"

"I want you to treat him just like you would anyone else whose father owns the combine."

'And this is uncle James... Bit of a disappointment really. He only left a paltry four million in his will. '

"I can't help feeling, that you are expecting too much from this reading of your Uncle's will!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Can you believe my parents? Taking a 2-week cruise on my future inheritance!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Catasaurus

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

"And how would you like your steak?"

Sleeping Beauty.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid