Inheritance Dreamer Pillows

"One day, this will all be yours."

"I reckon we can forget the word cruise, Doreen!"

"I want you to treat him just like you would anyone else whose father owns the combine."

'And this is uncle James... Bit of a disappointment really. He only left a paltry four million in his will. '

"I can't help feeling, that you are expecting too much from this reading of your Uncle's will!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Can you believe my parents? Taking a 2-week cruise on my future inheritance!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Catasaurus

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Angel Music