American Dreamer Pillows

That comes with a side? Okay, I'll have the freedom fries... No scratch that. Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled mashed potatoes.

Barack Obama.

DACA

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"Look Papa! What's that?"

The Idea of America.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

The fate of the emigrant

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

What else is there to wish for?

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Tree house.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I could do that.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."