Inheritance Drama Fan Gifts

'Heirs'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Theatre Crowd

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Blue Dress

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Ben Jonson.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Lovers in period dresses

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Lady Jane Grey

Eurydice in prison

Solicitor tells cats: 'It's unorthodox, I know, but old Mrs Featherstone has left her entire estate to her immediate family.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Miss Jellyby

Duchess

Maid

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

"You rang, m'lord?"