Grocery Game Player Gifts

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Down on Her.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

"You should wear your glasses, Sven."

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Dadonomics

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

Chess Chef

Have a nice day - This Means You.

Venting at Food Mart

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Roll Playing Game

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

'Four of these have to go.'

Snacks, Condiments, Necessary Evils.

Aggressive grocery shopping

Supermarkets

"It makes it easier on the customers when I ring up the total!"

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

Breakfast cereal..Healthy option...crap option.

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

Oranges, lemons and limes.

Adam & Eve doing their groceries.