Grocery Game Player Gifts

Tesco Litigation Dept - 'They're suing me for going to Sainsburys.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Down on Her.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"You should wear your glasses, Sven."

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Dadonomics

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

Have a nice day - This Means You.

Chess Chef

Venting at Food Mart

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

No Scooter Joy Riding!

Roll Playing Game

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

'Four of these have to go.'

"It makes it easier on the customers when I ring up the total!"

Supermarkets

Snacks, Condiments, Necessary Evils.

Guac - a - Mole. Whac - a - Mole.

Breakfast cereal..Healthy option...crap option.

"OK, I've led you down the aisle. Can we have sex now?"

Adam & Eve doing their groceries.

Market items.

Oranges, lemons and limes.