Grocery Gamers Gifts

Inconvenience Store - Closed.

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Down on Her.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Venting at Food Mart

Have a nice day - This Means You.

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

Do me a favor - don

The Creature of the Black Legume

Chess Chef

Woman has man in shopping trolley

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Roll Playing Game

'My New Year's resolution is to eat more fruits and vegetables.'

'Four of these have to go.'

Tesco Litigation Dept - 'They're suing me for going to Sainsburys.'

Supermarket store detectives.

Snacks, Condiments, Necessary Evils.

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a Trader Joe's on Wailea Beach?!"

"OK, I've led you down the aisle. Can we have sex now?"

Supermarkets

"Well, it is the 'Hunters' Chicken'..."

Guac - a - Mole. Whac - a - Mole.

Aggressive grocery shopping

Adam & Eve doing their groceries.