Grocery Gamers Mugs

Inconvenience Store - Closed.

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Down on Her.

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

Have a nice day - This Means You.

Woman has man in shopping trolley

The Creature of the Black Legume

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

Venting at Food Mart

Chess Chef

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Roll Playing Game

'My New Year's resolution is to eat more fruits and vegetables.'

'Four of these have to go.'

Snacks, Condiments, Necessary Evils.

"Well, it is the 'Hunters' Chicken'..."

"OK, I've led you down the aisle. Can we have sex now?"

Trolley Cage.

Aggressive grocery shopping

Adam & Eve doing their groceries.

"It makes it easier on the customers when I ring up the total!"

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

Supermarkets

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a Trader Joe's on Wailea Beach?!"