Grocery Line Gamer Mugs

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Down on Her.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Who's next?"

Shoppers of Mystery.

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Chess Chef

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Venting at Food Mart

Man and dog role reversal

Roll Playing Game

Trolley Cage

'There's room for one up top.'

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

"Well, it is the 'Hunters' Chicken'..."

Mmmm...not bad. And no diet slop aftertaste!

Trolley Rage.

"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"I'd like to get this...but we're going to pass on pig's feet this week."

"Don't look left or right!"

Supermarket traffic lights.

Supermarket store detectives.

Adam & Eve doing their groceries.