Grocery Line Gamer Pillows

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Down on Her.

"Who's next?"

Shoppers of Mystery.

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

Chess Chef

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Venting at Food Mart

Man and dog role reversal

'There's room for one up top.'

Trolley Cage

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

Roll Playing Game

"Come on and pay for the shopping like a man."

Tesco Litigation Dept - 'They're suing me for going to Sainsburys.'

Adam & Eve doing their groceries.

15 Second Grocery Delivery

"Well, it is the 'Hunters' Chicken'..."

"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"

Trolley Rage.

"I'd like to get this...but we're going to pass on pig's feet this week."

"Don't look left or right!"

Supermarket store detectives.

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

'Keep your eyes straight ahead and you can make it!'