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Chess Chef

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

The Main Types of Cheese

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Too much cilantro

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Sweep the board.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

To do before Saturday...

"The knights of the round accent table"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."