Computer Gourmet Gifts

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Down on Her.

Microwave confusion.

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

Pizza-Matic

Chinese Novel Cookie

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Chicago School of Home Economics

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

Data Processing Center.

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.