Computer Gourmet Gifts

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Microwave confusion.

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Down on Her.

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

Pizza-Matic

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Chinese Novel Cookie

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Chicago School of Home Economics

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Data Processing Center.

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

"Dinner's ready."