Creature Feature Buff Gifts

The next damn Batman.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Hugh fans!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Zombies.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Born of the Dead

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Hysterically laughing monster.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."