Sea Creature Buff Gifts

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

The Food Chain

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Protoplasm

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Hysterically laughing monster.

Stop Human Footing

The next damn Batman.

Sea Monster

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"