Sea Creature Nerd Gifts

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Neptune

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Shark infested custard!

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sea Monster

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Stop Human Footing

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Vitruvian Manatee

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Search and Rescue

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."