Sea Creature Nerd Prints

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Neptune

Leak in the fish tank.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Shark infested custard!

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Did you find our menorah?

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sea Monster

Stop Human Footing

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Vitruvian Manatee

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'