Sea Creature Friend Gifts

(Whale making soap-bubbles)

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Neptune

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I wish I was creative'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Shark infested custard!

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sea Monster

Jacques Cousteau.

No Swimming Allowed

Stop Human Footing

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'