Self-discovery Buffs Gifts

'Could you direct me to the nearest alcoholics anonymous?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

The Map of the Human Heart

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Is this who I am?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Planned service changes

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Truth

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'