Miracle Buff Gifts

The miracle of Jesus walking on eggshells

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Flying in Formation.

Hysterically laughing monster.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Uncle Sam and the CIA.