Horror Movie Buff Gifts

Vampire brushing his teeth in his bathroom.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Okay, is it a real zombie or nitrogen narcosis?!"

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

Your Winter Coat

A man eats wearing a bib with another diner pictured on it.

"I'm not sure if your credit life insurance will pay off or not."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Here comes the night shift.'

Professor Tulp meets his match

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

No Right Turn (monster)

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Maybe you should see a doctor about your nightmares, Harold.'

The Life Challenged Zombies.

'You're as blind as a bat.'

'Well, you should have specified the type of stake you wanted me to bring then!'

'Aah...a new duvet.'

Night of the Living Dentists

"Before our date goes any further...do you have any allergy or high cholesterol issues?"

The Texas Chainsaw Quilting Bee

"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

"Sure they're dead and walking around, but a few of them are still shopping."

YOLO Frankenstein

**IT

"I see. . . and can you recommend anything other than the brains?"

"Maybe it's someone you drank."

"No?"

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

Get off my lawn

Frankenstein's Ancestry